Originally published on Oct. 31, 2019
By Zane Miller
In this article, I’ll be taking you through all 31
current NHL teams, ranked from worst-to-first based on each team’s overall
history.
The point system that I base this list on uses a ‘three
true outcomes’ format, where winning a championship is worth two points, and
finishing runner-up in a championship is worth one point, however finishing
dead last in the entire league is negative two points. Let’s get started.
31. Ottawa Senators
The Senators struggled right away, finishing dead last
for their first four years in existence before finally being able to find some
footing. While they did make it to the Stanley Cup Finals in 2007, it wouldn’t
be enough to undo their poor start as a franchise, and finishing dead last
again this past season doesn’t help matters either.
Championships: 0
Runner-Ups: 1 (2007)
Dead Last: 5 (1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 2019)
Final Score: -9
30. Buffalo Sabres
The Sabres were doing so-so until this decade hit, as
they took three last place finishes in the 2010’s to drop them to
second-to-last on this list.
Championships: 0
Runner-Ups: 2 (1975, 1999)
Dead Last: 4 (1987, 2014, 2015, 2018)
Final Score: -6
29. Chicago Blackhawks
Probably not going to make too many friends with this
one, but despite the Blackhawks having a massively successful decade in the
2010’s all things considered with three Stanley Cups, they started off so far
in the negative with seven last place finishes in the 1950’s that it makes it
hard to come back from.
Championships: 6 (1934, 1938, 1961, 2010, 2013, 2015)
Runner-Ups: 7 (1931, 1944, 1962, 1965, 1971, 1973,
1992)
Dead Last: 12 (1928, 1929, 1939, 1947, 1948, 1950,
1951, 1952, 1954, 1955, 1956, 1957)
Final Score: -5
27. Colorado Avalanche
The Avalanche have done relatively well since
relocating to Colorado, earning a pair of Stanley Cups near the beginning of
their run as the Avalanche. However, most of their struggles came when they
were the Quebec Nordiques, as they finished last place three consecutive years
towards the end of their run as the Nordiques, with another dead last in
Colorado tacked on.
Championships: 2 (1996, 2001)
Runner-Ups: 0
Dead Last: 4 (1989, 1990, 1991, 2017)
Final Score: -4
27. Winnipeg Jets
The Jets are another relocated franchise, starting out
as the Atlanta Thrashers, who promptly stumbled at the start with a pair of
dead last finishes, and never really caught on in Atlanta as they relocated to
Winnipeg. While the Jets haven’t been bad since the move to Winnipeg, they are
still searching for their first Stanley Cup appearance.
Championships: 0
Runner-Ups: 0
Dead Last: 2 (2000, 2002)
Final Score: -4
26. Tampa Bay Lightning
The Lightning are another expansion team that easily
could have spiraled out of control at the start, but were able to get back on
track before total disaster struck. They also managed to rebound from back-to-back
last place results to win the Stanley Cup not long after.
Championships: 1 (2004)
Runner-Ups: 1 (2015)
Dead Last: 3 (1998, 1999, 2008)
Final Score: -3
24. Columbus Blue Jackets
Here’s my favorite team, I wish I could put them
higher on the list, but that isn’t the case. As far as expansion teams go, it
could have been worse, I’ll say that.
Championships: 0
Runner-Ups: 0
Dead Last: 1 (2012)
Final Score: -2
24. Arizona Coyotes
It’s only fitting that my two favorite teams would be
tied with other for the same spot, however the Coyotes’ only dead last season
came during their time as the original Winnipeg Jets. The 1980-81 season saw
them as one of only two teams since the Original Six era to have a single-digit
number of wins in a season.
Championships: 0
Runner-Ups: 0
Dead Last: 1 (1981)
Final Score: -2
19. San Jose Sharks
The Sharks did finish in last as the first of seven NHL
expansion franchises in the 1990’s, however they turned it around quickly with
their first playoff series victory just two years later with an upset over the
#1-seeded Detroit Red Wings. They also made it to their first Stanley Cup
Finals in 2016.
Championships: 0
Runner-Ups: 1 (2016)
Dead Last: 1 (1992)
Final Score: -1
19. Washington Capitals
The Capitals were the other team to get a single-digit
win record, coming in their first season in 1974-75. They finished last again,
but got their feet under them after that, making their first Stanley Cup Finals
appearance in 1998 and culminating a number of strong regular season runs with
a Stanley Cup in 2018.
Championships: 1 (2018)
Runner-Ups: 1 (1998)
Dead Last: 2 (1975, 1976)
Final Score: -1
19. New York Rangers
While the Rangers have a few championships, they have
double that amount in last place finishes, with five of them coming in the
1940’s. The Rangers have also struggled in terms of bringing home the Stanley
Cup once they make it to the Finals with an overall 4-for-11 record,
third-lowest among teams with at least five appearances.
Championships: 4 (1928, 1933, 1940, 1994)
Runner-Ups: 7 (1929, 1932, 1937, 1950, 1972, 1979,
2014)
Dead Last: 8 (1943, 1944, 1945, 1946, 1949, 1953,
1960, 1966)
Final Score: -1
19. Dallas Stars
The Stars started out as the Minnesota North Stars, who
weren’t fantastic but still made it to the Stanley Cup Finals twice despite
three dead last finishes. Since moving to Dallas, the Stars won their first
Stanley Cup and made it back again the next season.
Championships: 1 (1999)
Runner-Ups: 3 (1981, 1991, 2000)
Dead Last: 3 (1969, 1978, 1988)
Final Score: -1
19. Florida Panthers
The Panthers were the most successful of the 1990’s
expansion teams right out of the gate, with an unlikely Stanley Cup Finals
appearance in 1996. However, since then the team has not had much success, dropping
to a last place finish in 2013.
Championships: 0
Runner-Ups: 1 (1996)
Dead Last: 1 (2013)
Final Score: -1
18. Minnesota Wild
The Wild are the only team to have a goose egg in
every category on this list. As such, they win my award for Least Interesting
Team in the NHL.
Championships: 0
Runner-Ups: 0
Dead Last: 0
Final Score: 0
14. Vegas Golden Knights
The 1918 Toronto HC (Maple Leafs), 1968 Blues and 2018
Golden Knights are the only three teams to make it to the Stanley Cup Finals in
their first season in existence.
Championships: 0
Runner-Ups: 1 (2018)
Dead Last: 0
Final Score: 1
14. Nashville Predators
The Predators are one of only three teams to advance
to the Stanley Cup Finals as a #8-seeded team, as they did just that in 2017.
Championships: 0
Runner-Ups: 1 (2017)
Dead Last: 0
Final Score: 1
14. Vancouver Canucks
The Canucks are the highest-ranked team on this list
without a Stanley Cup. Despite having a number of strong teams and avoiding the
dead last spot for the most part, they’ve never quite been able to break
through to get a championship.
Championships: 0
Runner-Ups: 3 (1982, 1994, 2011)
Dead Last: 1 (1972)
Final Score: 1
14. Carolina Hurricanes
The Hurricanes were an emotional roller coaster in the
2000’s. They’re the only team since the Original Six era to win the Stanley
Cup, lose the Stanley Cup and finish dead last all in the same decade. They’re
also the only team since 1919 to go directly from making the Stanley Cup Finals
to finishing in dead last the very next season.
Championships: 1 (2006)
Runner-Ups: 1 (2002)
Dead Last: 1 (2003)
Final Score: 1
13. New Jersey Devils
The Devils started out as the Kansas City Scouts, who
didn’t do much, then relocated to become the Colorado Rockies, who finished
dead last in three out of their six seasons. The team moved to New Jersey in
1982-83 and never looked back, as the team has not finished last since the move
and has made five Stanley Cup Finals appearances, winning three of them.
Championships: 3 (1995, 2000, 2003)
Runner-Ups: 2 (2001, 2012)
Dead Last: 3 (1979, 1980, 1982)
Final Score: 2
9. New York Islanders
The Islanders found their dynasty status with four
straight championships, but have been shut out of the Stanley Cup Finals since the
mid-1980’s. Despite three total dead last finishes, the amount of success they
had in the early 1980’s is enough to hold on to a top-10 spot on this list.
Championships: 4 (1980, 1981, 1982, 1983)
Runner-Ups: 1 (1984)
Dead Last: 3 (1973, 2001, 2009)
Final Score: 3
9. Anaheim Ducks
While the Ducks only have one championship, they’ve
been able to avoid having any dead last finishes, the only one of the 1990’s
expansion teams besides the Predators to do so. Making it to the Stanley Cup in
2003 didn’t hurt either.
Championships: 1 (2007)
Runner-Ups: 1 (2003)
Dead Last: 0
Final Score: 3
9. St. Louis Blues
The Blues took advantage of the NHL’s decision to put
all of their expansion teams into one conference, leading to them making the
Stanley Cup Finals three years in a row. 49 years later, they finally broke
through with their first Stanley Cup.
Championships: 1 (2019)
Runner-Ups: 3 (1968, 1969, 1970)
Dead Last: 1 (2006)
Final Score: 3
9. Los Angeles Kings
The Kings were a middle of the road team history-wise
until the 2010’s came, leading to them grabbing two Stanley Cups to add to
their only other Stanley Cup Finals appearance in 1993.
Championships: 2 (2012, 2014)
Runner-Ups: 1 (1993)
Dead Last: 1 (1970)
Final Score: 3
8. Calgary Flames
The Flames are probably the most consistent team on
this list. While they haven’t racked up a lot of championships in their existence,
they’re the longest-tenured team to not have any last place finishes, with a
couple of added Stanley Cup Finals appearances to boot.
Championships: 1 (1989)
Runner-Ups: 2 (1986, 2004)
Dead Last: 0
Final Score: 4
7. Pittsburgh Penguins
The Penguins struggled until the 1990’s saw them take
back-to-back Stanley Cups. They followed it up in 2009 with another
championship and went back-to-back again in the 2010’s. The Penguins have the
best record in the Stanley Cup Finals with a minimum of five appearances, going
5-for-6. Fun fact, the Penguins have still never won a Stanley Cup at home; all
five of their Stanley Cups were won on the road.
Championships: 5 (1991, 1992, 2009, 2016, 2017)
Runner-Ups: 1 (2008)
Dead Last: 3 (1983, 1984, 2004)
Final Score: 5
5. Philadelphia Flyers
The Flyers have the worst record in the Stanley Cup
Finals (minimum of five appearances) as they’ve gone 2-for-8; however, their six
runner-up finishes along with just one last place finish puts them just inside
the top five.
Championships: 2 (1974, 1975)
Runner-Ups: 6 (1976, 1980, 1985, 1987, 1997, 2010)
Dead Last: 1 (2007)
Final Score: 8
5. Edmonton Oilers
The Oilers turned themselves into a dynasty just a few
years after joining the NHL, winning four Stanley Cups in the 1980’s, with
another one tacked on at the start of the 1990’s. While they’ve gone mostly
quiet since then, two back-to-back dead last finishes are all that hold them
back from finishing closer inside the top five.
Championships: 5 (1984, 1985, 1987, 1988, 1990)
Runner-Ups: 2 (1983, 2006)
Dead Last: 2 (2010, 2011)
Final Score: 8
4. Boston Bruins
The Bruins have won a lot championships over the
course of their tenure as the oldest American NHL team, they also hold the
record for the most Stanley Cup runner-up finishes. While that isn’t category
to be in first in, I’m sure that they’d rather be in first in the Stanley Cup
championships category instead.
Championships: 6 (1929, 1939, 1941, 1970, 1972, 2011)
Runner-Ups: 14 (1927, 1930, 1943, 1946, 1953, 1957,
1958, 1974, 1977, 1978, 1988, 1990, 2013, 2019)
Dead Last: 8 (1925, 1961, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1965,
1967, 1997)
Final Score: 10
3. Toronto Maple Leafs
The Maple Leafs were the first team to win the Stanley
Cup during the NHL era, and won 12 more after that. The Maple Leafs now have
the longest active Stanley Cup drought at 52 years and counting. However, the
championships that they did win, coupled with the relatively few dead last
finishes, puts them solidly inside the top five.
Championships: 13 (1918, 1922, 1932, 1942, 1945, 1947,
1948, 1949, 1951, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1967)
Runner-Ups: 8 (1933, 1935, 1936, 1938, 1939, 1940,
1959, 1960)
Dead Last: 4 (1919, 1958, 1985, 2016)
Final Score: 26
2. Detroit Red Wings
The Red Wings barely eke out the Maple Leafs for the second-place
spot despite having two less championships, but the Red Wings have more total
Stanley Cup Finals appearances with 24 to the Maple Leafs’ 21, with the same
number of last place finishes putting the Red Wings just out in front.
Championships: 11 (1936, 1937, 1943, 1950, 1952, 1954,
1955, 1997, 1998, 2002, 2008)
Runner-Ups: 13 (1934, 1941, 1942, 1945, 1948, 1949,
1956, 1961, 1963, 1964, 1966, 1995, 2009)
Dead Last: 4 (1927, 1959, 1977, 1986)
Final Score: 27
1. Montreal Canadiens
Sorry to be anticlimactic with the number one spot on
the list, but the Canadiens are the obvious choice with no one else coming
close. Over the course of their existence since joining the NHL, the Canadiens
have amassed 23 Stanley Cups, while finishing in dead last only three times.
Multiple generations have passed since the last time the Canadiens came in last
place. True, they’ve been locked out of the Stanley Cup Finals since 1993, but even
then, I don’t think any team will be passing them for a very long time.
Championships: 23 (1924, 1930, 1931, 1944, 1946, 1953,
1956, 1957, 1958, 1959, 1960, 1965, 1966, 1968, 1969, 1971, 1973, 1976, 1977,
1978, 1979, 1986, 1993)
Runner-Ups: 8 (1925, 1947, 1951, 1952, 1954, 1955, 1967,
1989)
Dead Last: 3 (1926, 1936, 1940)
Final Score: 48
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